The Place That You Must Be Pretty Bored To Go To.

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

Norse Mythology
Everyone: LOKI NO
Loki: LOKI YES
*later*
Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.
pinkfuckingsprinkles:

bisexyual876:

me trying to be attractive

Lookin fly on campus

pinkfuckingsprinkles:

bisexyual876:

me trying to be attractive

Lookin fly on campus

seemssostrange:

modestdemidov:

modestdemidov:

i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer

their name is hatebeak

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ya think i’m foolin

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No, but have you listened to Hatebeak?

HAVE

YOU