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Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.
things i look for in a man
- great cheekbones
- deep voice
- long slightly confusing name
- likes to point at stuff
- is benedict cumberbatch
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
Doctor Who + “I swear this show actually makes sense…”
i have officially lost it.
i know why a raven is like a writing desk.
edgar allen poe wrote on both.
Nigh on twenty years knowing about this riddle, and IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THIS MIGHT BE THE ANSWER.
i always thought it was because they both have feathered quills
It got better.
Homestuck is like
But the fandom is like
Dangan Ronpa is like
But then the fandom
OFF is like
The fandom tho
SNK (Attack on Titan)
Basically the fandom of any sad show/game/webcomic is crazy and cheerful because they are trying to patch up the broken pieces of their hearts that were smashed to pieces by the said show/game/webcomic.
But then Hetalia is like:
But the fandom is like:
Hetalia defies logic.